Metaphorce

Racking your brains for an adjective?

Translating sagas from Norse?

Can’t tell imperative from vocative?

Call in the Metaphorce!

Needing a suitable simile?

Aching to go on a course?

Email us, text or facsimile,

Send for the Metaphorce!

We are creative consultants

Giving your writing a shot

With narrative arcs in abundance

To help when you’ve lost the plot.

We’re all Scott Fitzgeralds and Joyces

Who can sharpen your points of view,

We can say what we think of your voices,

And cut out an adverb or two.

If you don’t want to not use litotes

You should practice what we preach.

We’ll cool overheated meioses,

Help you figure your figures of speech.

When you’re tense with mistakes in your tenses

We’ll perfect them, a present from us.

We’ll tidy up textual offences,

And check any facts without fuss.

Seeking an apter synecdoche?

A homonym needed for ‘horse’?

Periphrasis required or hyperbole?

Summon the Metaphorce!

4 Dec 2011

Refer to: Jul 2020 – Mixed messages